It has been said that humor is the best medicine. Homer often proves it!
It has been said that humor is the best medicine. Homer often proves it!


Darwin Awards
    This site provides awards to folks who have improved the gene pool by their behavior or poor judgment. 
Deep Thoughts    Deep thoughts by Jack Handy such as "When you go to a job interview, I think it's a good idea to ask if they press charges."
Dumb Criminals   Great collection of true stories about dumb criminals - guys who walk into a police station for a hold-up or get trapped in a bank because they keep pushing on a door that clearly says "Pull".

'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic' Arthur C Clarke
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" Arthur C Clarke

Science & Technology Links

Solar System Simulator
   This NASA site is unbelieveable! It's actually used on several scientific sites to demonstrate satelitte views of planets and moons. You may view planets, their moons, and various almost-planets from any location in the solar system. You can see earth from Mars for example.

Near Earth Objects   The earth cruises around the sun at 67.000 miles per hour (feel the breeze?). Thousands of pieces of space junk, comets, asteriods and such are also cruising at between 45,000 and 150,000 mph - some of them crossing our orbit in outer space. Sometimes we get hit in this space pinball game. Sometimes a hit produces a crater or tidal wave, at other times it's wipes out 95 % of life on earth. This website monitors all "known" near earth objects and even plots their orbit near us. Don't worry, nothing "known" is scheduled to hit earth. I'm still buying asteriod insurance however - just "collision". 

Atomic Clock   Chicago (the group) once asked "Does anybody really know what time it is?"  If you have any questions about this, the Atomic Clock website will tell you exactly what time it is with nuclear accuracy.

Battlestar Galactica
Battlestar Galactica


Mothman Lives   Every region in the USA has a monster. For southern Ohio and Point Pleasant, West Virginia, it's Mothman. He flies at 100 mph and disrupts electrical equipment. He may also warn of impending catastrophe.

Star Trek Official Site   The official Star Trek website. If you receive an email written in Klingon, this site may be of help.

Largest Movie Database   Claims to be the largest movie database in the world. Searchable by movie, star, type or even movie stills.

Internet Movie Database    Great database that includes more than just movie details. Offers the top fifty movies in various categories, including the worst movies as well. 
The Astounding B Monsters    Honors and informations about the classic, often black-and-white "B" monster movies of the 50's and 60's. Considered the best of the lot - "The Thing from Another World" which features James Arness as a seven foot carrot. Happens to be one of my favorite movies...and I don't even like carrots. 

Science Fiction on the Internet   Award-winning science fiction information. Even includes my favorite Battlestar Galactica. 

Famous Movie Quotes   "For us, what we do in life echoes in eternity" - Gladiator  The best quotes for the most famous movies.

Top 100 Movie Songs   American Film Institute (AFI) picks the top 100 songs from the best movies. Can you guess which song was number one?

Crosby Stills & Nash
Crosby Stills & Nash


Beautiful Lyrics   "All you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be" - Pink Floyd "Breathe"  A collection of the most beautiful lyrics of the rock and roll era.

Misunderstood Song Lyrics  "Baking carrot biscuits" - Did Bachman-Turner Overdrive (BTO) really sing that? A collection of misheard rock and roll lyrics.

Top 500 Songs of Rock and Roll    A printable list of the top 500 songs of the rock and roll era. What's number one? "Stairway to Heaven", "Satisfaction", "Respect", or "Smells like Teen Spirit"?

Lyrics World   What song has the phrase "Get outta the car..longhair!". This website allows you to find songs based on phrases or pieces of the lyrics.



Free Legal Advice
    Provides free advice and guidance in multiple areas of law including criminal, civil, insurance, real estate, and even government law.

Facts & Reference  The best of today, including various special articles daily. Great information site.

One Look    One search line searches 931 dictionaries at the same time. Wildcard characters can be used to find a word you can't spell. 

Reverse Phone Directory   Strange number on your caller ID? Visit this website and enter the number for the name and address of the caller. Pretty handy I must say.

Kelly Blue Book   Want to know how much your 1999 Camry is worth? This site gives you private and dealer values for used cars. I might mention that it deducts value if your car is equipped with an 8-track stereo player or CB radio.

So You Wanna   I know, strange name for a website. It tells you how to do things like apply for the CIA, make French toast, cure a hangover, etc. Weird but fun.

Copy Kat Recipes  Copycat recipes of the famous restaurant dishes found in the United States. 

As Seen On TV   Want to purchase something seen on television? This is the site. If you're shopping for "liquid leather" you'll find it here. You can even purchase a "potty putter" - whatever that is. 

Who's Dead?  Answers that important question about famous people - are they still living? Find out who's still around from Star Trek or the Andy Griffith Show.

'We'll always have Paris'
"We'll always have Paris"

Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri  "Organic Superlube (living molecular lubricant). You have to watch'll slide away from you the first chance it gets!" Thought-provoking quotes from history and science fiction, or perhaps 4.3 light years away.

Last Words   Well-researched collection of "lasts" including last words, famous last stands (300 Spartans), last farewells, and last wills. 

Top 100 Movie Quotes   "Frankly, my dear...." or was it "Here's looking at you kid"? The top 100 quotes from the best movies. How many of the top 10 can you name?

A view of the earth from a satellite.
A view of the earth from a satellite.

Earth Cam
   Hundreds of links to videocams all over the world. My favorite - Earthview, a live video of the earth from 37,785 kilometers overhead. 

Metro Cams   Connects you to hundreds of live-feed videocams in cites all over the world. Great views of Moscow, London, and some very rare places.

Earth & Moon Viewer   Allows you to link to several earth-orbiting satellites for a real-time view of the earth or moon. You may select your favorite satellite as well as location.
Lecture to a group in a round room.
Lecture to a group in a round room.

   Great website for keeping up with your high school, college, or training friends. 

Portsmouth High School Class of 1967   My high school class website. Drop by and say hello.
My 'Loser' article has been posted on multiple websites, including these.
My "Loser" article has been posted on multiple websites, including these.


Counselling Resource   Based in the United Kingdom and owned by Dr. Greg Mulhauser, this website has discussion threads on two of my articles.  We will soon open a psychologist blog.

Mental Health Matters  For the past several years, this informational website has offerred all articles.  Providing a tremendous amount of mental health information, this site averages 250,000 visitors per month.

Mental Health Sanctuary   Provides education, support, and resources on the topic of Borderline Personality Disorder.

Burn Survivors   Officially known as "Burn Survivors Throughout the World", this website offers support to burn victims. My article on Emotional Memory is offered to cope with the emotional trauma of a burn incident.

You Are Not Alone    A mental health support site featuring articles, references, and much more.

Love Fraud   Relationship site focusing on the dangers of dating sociopaths, con artists, and abusive individuals.